Redditors Reveal: What Would Be in The Museum of 2020

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satirequeen
Aug 23, 2020 4:00 PM EDT

I know it, you know it, everybody knows it: 2020 has been a strange year. And it's not even finished yet, so god only help us with what's to come. The reality is that kids will be learning about 2020 in history class in the not-too-distant-future, and they'll be asking a lot of questions about what went down. And while we may not have the answers, a 2020 museum might. And no good museum is complete without a gift shop for parents to buy kids a bunch of expensive useless crap they'll break after two minutes and never use again. Redditers hypothesize about what would be on sale at this 2020 museum gift shop, and the answers are both depressing and hilarious at the same time.  

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    Text - dazeddesertdreamer 5.9k points · 2 days ago Sourdough starter
    via u/dazeddesertdreamer
  • 02
    Text - hilha 3.1k points · 1 day ago "COVID-19 New Wave Tour Fall 2020"
    via u/hilha
  • 03
    Text - Marblz88 3 points · 1 day ago The 'Mysterious Rapid Test Kit' that no one ever saw, but was promised..
    via u/Marblz88
  • 04
    Text - WhaterMellon 9.6k points · 1 day ago Not something you can buy, but a shelf with a tag for "Toilet Paper, 1 roll $9.99". The shelf is always empty.
    via u/WhaterMellon
  • 05
    Text - chennai_buzzer 9.3k points · 2 days ago WFH pyjamas sets with a shirt and tie for the torso and shorts for the bottom half
    via u/chennai_buzzer
  • 06
    Text - Teagod224 33.0k points · 2 days ago S Calendars with each month having disaster pictures
    via u/Teagod224
  • 07
    Text - ketimmer 25.4k points · 2 days ago The board game Pandemic.
    via u/ketimmer
  • 08
    Text - Chandy1313 7.4k points · 2 days ago Whatever they are selling, the bag has one torn handle and a hole in the bottom
    via u/Chandy1313
  • 09
    Text - GrumpyJelly 685 points · 1 day ago A laser pointer which comes in a thermometer gun design
    via u/GrumpyJelly
  • 10
    Text - nadim-1986 35.2k points · 2 days ago Photobooth where you can get Zoom style group pictures
    via u/nadim-1986
  • 11
    Text - CupricReku 22.8k points · 1 day ago · edited 1 day ago O 2 2 & 14 More One of those penny flattening machines that press on a design. But when you're done cranking and it's about to drop into the bin, something just kicks you in the nuts instead.
    via u/CupricReku
  • 12
    Text - 36buffalowings 3.9k points · 2 days ago a disposable face mask for $4.99
    via u/36buffalowings
  • 13
    Text - TheNewEnnui 18.7k points · 2 days ago A "I survived a global pandemic and all I got was this T-shirt" tshirt
    via u/TheNewEnnui
  • 14
    Text - segundos 833 points · 2 days ago Murder hornet plushie.
    via u/segundos
  • 15
    Text - jellyfishrunner 172 points · 1 day ago Lots of really exciting things, like vouchers for skydives, holidays etc. But once you buy it you get an email rescheduling it for one month on, every month, until it's cancelled, and you get half your money back.
    via u/jellyfishrunner

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